With apologies to The Knack...
OOh, my little jerky one, my twitchy one
Coming in to see me with MY-OCLONUS
Got my work cut out for me, out for me,
Looking for the cause of your MY-OCLONUS
Never gonna stop, it won't stop
Such a twitchy one, wonder what it's from
CJD, serotonin syndrome?
Come a little closer huh, a will ya? huh.
Lesion in your spinal cord? MY-OCLONUS!
Keeping it a mystery, gets to me
Twitching down the lengths of your THIGH-OCLONUS!
You may now return to your regularly scheduled time wasting :)